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Zombie Costumes Sale: ‘Til Un-death Do You Part
The guests are all present and banns have been read.
The preacher has come, but forgotten his head.

But the lack of a head didn’t ruin the day,
From somewhere, someone, somehow started to say:

“Should anyone know of impediment or cause,
Why this union infringes upon one of Gods laws,
Then I charge him, her or it now to speak out -
Whether living or dead; within or without -
To summon your tongues, if you’ve something to say,
And if not then the zombies will marry today.
It isn’t enough that the groom is stone dead,
Or the best man’s a vampire, who hasn’t been fed.

That the bride’s not a virgin’s is not an offense,
So don’t bring that up, it doesn’t make sense.
She’s a zombie, but please, keep it under your hat.
Today that’s no reason for eyelids to bat.”
There followed a silence ; a dark deathly hush.
“Well,” said the preacher, “don’t everyone rush!
Get out of your coffin and stand by your bride.
You waited so long for her hand that you died.
And now here she is, so don’t be dead mad,
‘Cos she is the best ghoul that you’ve ever had.
Coffin bride do you take Rob Zombie to wed?”
“Yes, then I’ll take him downstairs to bed!”
“And you Rob, you’ll take coffin Bride I presume?”
“Yes, I rang the Graveyard I booked us a tomb!”
“So come on Rob zombie makeup and kiss.
Give her the ring and get on with the bliss.
Your sweet coffin bride stands and offers her heart.
I declare you are wed ‘Til un-death do you part!”

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